With Valentine's Day right around the corner, media outlets galore are sure to be featuring proposal stories - from the most romantic to the most outrageous - from now until February 14. I'd like to submit the following, overheard during bathtime this evening, in the category of "Best Hypothetical":
Daughter to son: "Do you want to marry me? I don't have a husband."
Son to daughter: "Um, yeah. I'm a pizza maker."
Daughter to son: "Okay. You can make us pizza to eat."
Simple, straightforward and just edgy enough (how many women really do the asking, after all?) to make it a contender. Plus there's that whole livin' on love, or pizza, element that's sure to sway the voters in its favor. All in all, a solid proposal.
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